Honest Titles for 2013’s Oscar Nominated Movies
collegehumor:

8 People Movies Made You Think You’d Meet [Click for full article]
Be it with a traffic cop, a steely judge, or your so-far humorless boss, you’re going to get into some serious trouble with someone in uniform at some point. They’ll come down hard, staring down at your crushed, pathetic face as they drive the final nail into the coffin that is your bearable life as you know it. Then you’ll say something to remind them of their childhood or dead wife or something, and everything will be fine.
Why they don’t exist: Hahahaha yeah right. I can imagine few things that are more fun than really messing someone’s existence up and getting paid for it. That’s like the best bit. You think they’re going to deny themselves that because you hopped that turnstile and resisted arrest, like, three times for LOVE? Enjoy jail. [Keep Reading]

collegehumor:

8 People Movies Made You Think You’d Meet [Click for full article]

Be it with a traffic cop, a steely judge, or your so-far humorless boss, you’re going to get into some serious trouble with someone in uniform at some point. They’ll come down hard, staring down at your crushed, pathetic face as they drive the final nail into the coffin that is your bearable life as you know it. Then you’ll say something to remind them of their childhood or dead wife or something, and everything will be fine.

Why they don’t exist: Hahahaha yeah right. I can imagine few things that are more fun than really messing someone’s existence up and getting paid for it. That’s like the best bit. You think they’re going to deny themselves that because you hopped that turnstile and resisted arrest, like, three times for LOVE? Enjoy jail. [Keep Reading]

When I go clubbing

tumblrbot said: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Gonna have to go with Dinosaurs!

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dogshaming:

Cooper, The Bad PugI ate an entire batch of chocolate cookies, had my stomach pumped, and skipped out of the ER at…View Postshared via WordPress.com

dogshaming:

Cooper, The Bad Pug

I ate an entire batch of chocolate cookies, had my stomach pumped, and skipped out of the ER at…

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cockenblog:

From: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

I made y’all a GIF set.

beautyfrominsidetoout:

Яна Кузнецова on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/UvwEcA

#werk #dance

beautyfrominsidetoout:

Яна Кузнецова on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/UvwEcA

#werk #dance

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